Last minute tips for prom
Prom is the one event many high schoolers go on to remember for a long time, so it’s understandable that everyone plans to the most littlest things. Here’s a little guide to help you...
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Graduating Crier members share their favorite high school memories
As the end of the year approaches, the Crier is saying goodbye to many graduating staff members. This year’s four-year staff members have contributed to the Crier since the first year it became an...
Janelle Monae’s ‘Dirty Computer’ is woke and fun
“Dirty Computer” is an album of contradictions. But that’s exactly what makes it work so well. Many of the songs sound carefree and summery, yet Janelle Monae’s lyrics are peppered with bold political statements....
Seven Conant students earn National Merit recognition
Seven Conant students were National Merit Finalists, and two of these students won corporate scholarships. All students were honored with a certificate at a district reception. The honorees were seniors Anubhav Agarwal, Adithya Chari,...
Girls’ soccer hands Barrington first conference loss
With Barrington already clinching the MSL West Division on Friday night, Conant knew that they wouldn’t be playing for the division title. Still, the second-place Cougars came out to play with a load of...
Graduation schedule inconveniences students, families
Embed from Getty Images For seniors, putting on their cap and gown, walking across the stage, and receiving their diploma at graduation signifies the end of their journey through high school and the beginning...
Matching dresses: A satirical look at prom ‘disaster’
Prom is RUINED. So, like, I totally got the perfect dream dress. It’s by Sherri Hill, the genius designer. It’s powder pink with the most elegant bedazzled waist. And get this: it has pockets!...
How to diagnose and cure senioritis
A threatening seasonal disease is striking almost a quarter of Conant students once again. Visits to the nurse’s office have risen exponentially since winter break. The nurse has reported the following issues*: Sluggishness Irritable...
Meet the new teachers in the English department: Andrew Guilde
The Crier is conducting video interviews to get to know the new teachers at Conant. Meet one of Conant’s new English teachers and wrestling coach, Andrew Guilde. +2
Leaked preview of next year’s senior superlatives: A satire
A list of potential superlatives for next year was leaked from the Senior Class Council (SCC) secretary last night. News has not yet been released as to who got the information, or who is...
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