Matching dresses: A satirical look at prom ‘disaster’
Prom is RUINED. So, like, I totally got the perfect dream dress. It’s by Sherri Hill, the genius designer. It’s powder pink with the most elegant bedazzled waist. And get this: it has pockets!...
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How to diagnose and cure senioritis
A threatening seasonal disease is striking almost a quarter of Conant students once again. Visits to the nurse’s office have risen exponentially since winter break. The nurse has reported the following issues*: Sluggishness Irritable...
Meet the new teachers in the English department: Andrew Guilde
The Crier is conducting video interviews to get to know the new teachers at Conant. Meet one of Conant’s new English teachers and wrestling coach, Andrew Guilde. +2
Leaked preview of next year’s senior superlatives: A satire
A list of potential superlatives for next year was leaked from the Senior Class Council (SCC) secretary last night. News has not yet been released as to who got the information, or who is...
Drama Club introduces student-led 24-hour show
Conant will host its first ever 24 Hour Show, a show rehearsed, directed, and performed by students in 24 hours on May 5. Drama Club Sponsor Shayna Adelman said, “We were looking for something...
Misery makes a comeback in ‘A Series of Unfortunate Events’ season two
“Don’t make the same mistake Netflix has and look away before this dire tale is even filmed,” Lemony Snicket warns in the Season 2 teaser for “A Series of Unfortunate Events.” Despite this cold...
Conant’s Health and Wellness Fair teaches importance of physical, mental health
Photos by Adithya Chari Conant’s ninth annual Health and Wellness Fair taught the importance of physical and mental health to students. On Friday, April 27, organizations like the Hoffman Estates Police Department and Amita...
Boys’ bathroom doors removed to combat vaping increase
Since the end of spring break, vaping-related infractions at Conant have nearly “tripled compared to all of last school year,” according to Lead Assistant Principal Thomas Mocon. In order to combat the issue, administrators...
Conant’s International Fair encourages diversity, cultural awareness
Photos by Favour Samuel and Jessy Yang Conant’s International Fair (IFair) encourages diversity and cultural awareness through booths and performances of several different cultures. On April 20, students could visit the gym during their...
Why I’m rooting for a Johnny comeback
Embed from Getty Images It seems ludicrous that I’m rooting for someone who was caught partying the night before he was supposed to meet with team medical staff when he was last on an...
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